I Am Growing A Beard

I am growing a winter beard. Ok, so, it's a little late in the winter this year. It'll be two weeks old on Saturday, so it's a week or more away from being a real beard. I have had two previous winter beards, one in 2003 and one in 2004.

evildoom_bunny argued strenuously that I shouldn't grow one, for various reasons. Then, inexplicably, a few weeks back she declared it might make me look "cuddly." Reason enough to stop shaving :-)

Shaving sucks. You take a sharp blade to the most delicate part of your body and try really hard not to slash yourself. And it messes with my delicate skin. Que accusations of being a metrosexual.

Will post pictures when it's very beardy. In the mean time, here's a rough idea of what it'll look like when fully grown.

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd!

Picked this up on another very geeky website. Not sure of the author - probably someone on this Yahoo group.

Geek Milkshake
(From Milkshake by Kelis)

My web log brings all the nerds to the yard, and I'm like: "mine's better than yours".
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I can link you, but I have to charge!

My web log brings all the nerds to the yard, and I'm like: "mine's better than yours".
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I can link you, but I have to charge!

I know you want it;
the thing that makes me,
what the geeks go crazy for.
They lose their minds..
the way I whine.
I think it's time:

la la, la, la, lah
Post it up.
la la, la, la, lah
The geeks are waiting.

la la, la, la, lah
Post it up.
la la, la, la, lah
The geeks are waiting.

My web log brings all the nerds to the yard, and I'm like: "mine's better than yours".
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I can link you, but I have to charge!

My web log brings all the nerds to the yard, and I'm like: "mine's better than yours".
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I can link you, but I have to charge!

I can see you're on it.
You want me to teach thee,
techniques that freaks these boys.
It can't be bought;
it's just my marketing wrought.
(Track-back if you're smart)

la la, la, la, lah
Post it up.
la la, la, la, lah
The geeks are waiting.

la la, la, la, lah
Post it up.
la la, la, la, lah
The geeks are waiting.

My web log brings all the nerds to the yard, and I'm like: "mine's better than yours".
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I can link you, but I have to charge!

My web log brings all the nerds to the yard, and I'm like: "mine's better than yours".
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I can link you, but I have to charge!

Oh once you get involved,
everyone will look this way, so,
you must maintain your charm;
same time maintain your click-through,
just get the perfect link.
Feed what you have within;
RSS is cheaper than ink.
The geeks pick up your scent.

la la, la, la, lah
Post it up.
la la, la, la, lah
The geeks are waiting.

la la, la, la, lah
Post it up.
la la, la, la, lah
The geeks are waiting.

My web log brings all the nerds to the yard, and I'm like: "mine's better than yours".
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I can link you, but I have to charge!

My web log brings all the nerds to the yard, and I'm like: "mine's better than yours".
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I can link you, but I have to charge!

I Have Not The Words!

I can only assume this is the work of some crazy americans....

But...

Literally...

What the FUCK?

I also recommend the rest of the site!