Send My Conscience Home in a Taxi

Pinched from wildilocks.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Monday morning, 7.02AM.

Where would you like to live?
If it wasn't so cold, Antarctica.

What is your idea of earthly happiness?
Dunno yet. When I found out about it I will most likely blog about it.

To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
The tendency towards Yum Cha.

Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
Gah. I have few heroes, let alone fiction ones. Perhaps Rutger Hauers' character Roy in Blade Runner perhaps. My favourite books are mostly non-fiction.

Who are your favorite characters in history?
Hmmm... another tough one. It's not like I sit around at home thinking about the people I admire. Charles Darwin, perhaps?

Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
Christine Nixon (seriously). Julia Gillard. My sister.

Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
Ah. Stuck again. Damn.

Your favorite painter?
Anselm Kiefer, followed closely by René Magritte and Francis Bacon. Oh, and John Brack. And maybe some Pollock.

Your favorite musician?
David Thrussell. Saul Williams. That's this week, ask me again in a while.

The quality you most admire in a man?
Lack of misogyny.

The quality you most admire in a woman?
Silliness.

Your favorite virtue?
Kindness.

Your favorite occupation?
Astronaut.

Who would you have liked to be?
Very zen. No one else, thanks, that'd kinda be weird.

Borrowed this from naughtydolphin.

My interests, in pictures. Hmmm, mine seems a lot tamer than Ms. Dolphins...:

( My Interests Collage! )

"Borrowed" from evildoom_bunny.

1. Your real name:
Paul Johanson. It's not like I've made it a secret out here on the internetz

2. Your GaNgStA Name: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)
Paulizzle. That doesn't work, too many vowels. For shizzle. Could I be MC Blokey Bloke instead? Or is that a rap name?

3. YOUR SPY NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Black Cat. Wait, I've seen that at least three times on this very meme! Ok, how about... Red Wombat?

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (ur middle name and street u live on)
Marcus Clarke. Wait, that's my Famous Australian Historian name.

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Johpa. Hey, that kinda works. These are not the droids you're looking for.

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Red Water. Er... that just sounds like an algal bloom.

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name)
Ah. That doesn't work. This meme is broken.

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names):
Wait, you expect me to know my parents middle names? OK, reaches into brain and comes back with... Rowland Margarette.

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Schnitzel. Oh dear. Something has been overcooked! Note to self: need more pets. Another note to self: give more pets less silly names.

10. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (the name of your first pet & the name of the street you grew up on)
Panda Kenny. Bwahahahahahha! Sounds like a the sort of name a Japanese pornstar would chose before going on to invent the helicopter fuck...