maxcelcat: (Cat Go Blah Blah Blah)
I suppose it serves me right, I did sign up to do an MBA. I'm doing subject six of twelve in total before I get the damn thing.

This semester's subject: 501 - Advanced Project Management. Gah. On the upside, if I do this subject I can get an Diploma of Project Management, and get off the Software Development treadmill.

This subject suffers heavily from jargon and TLAs (three letter acronyms). I really struggle some days to stay awake reading the subject notes.

Here's the worst example so far. This is the title of a reading from topic 7:

MINIMISING THE EFFECTS OF DYSFUNCTIONAL CORPORATE CULTURE IN ESTIMATION AND EVALUATION PROCESSES: A CONSTRUCTIVELY SIMPLE APPROACH

What the fuck, I ask you is a "Constructively Simple Approach"? I can tell you now, after reading this paper, I'm still not sure. Here's a gem of a paragraph from it:

Failure to recognise the significance of ambiguity is also reinforced by a reluctance to take subjective probabilities to their logical conclusion and adopt a pragmatic framework which emphasises the importance of being approximately right in terms of a broad view of the right question. Being precisely wrong in the sense of having a precisely correct answer to the wrong question is a standing joke, but there are clear cultural pressures within organisations driving many people in this direction. These cultural pressures, including a hard science view of objective data and models, need to be recognised and managed if the effectiveness and efficiency of estimation and evaluation processes are to be improved. The constructively simple approach is designed to neutralise these pressures in the context of a direct focus on process effectiveness and efficiency.

133 words, four full stops... I pretty much gave up reading this after wading through this paragraph. I think the whole paper was trying to say that people give estimates which are biased based on preconceived notions and cultural norms, and to watch out for this. Which, you know, I already did...

Exam in a few short weeks, I keep telling myself!

Exam

Nov. 4th, 2009 10:08 pm
maxcelcat: (Dalek)
I have an exam tomorrow. I'm kinda glad this damn subject will be over and I can get on with having a life. Studying and working full time sucks.

In other news I have a Dalek Caan icon from the BBC's Doctor Who website :-)

Studying

Oct. 31st, 2009 01:04 pm
maxcelcat: (Badtz Maru 2)
In other news, I've finally made it through all my course material for my MBA subject. Yay. I only started it in July when I got back from overseas. Now all I have to do is prepare for the exam on Thursday :-/

Any tips on how to study?

And... I want my life back!!!

It's been a busy few months, what with moving and stuff, so I missed a few weeks of homework there!
maxcelcat: (Bug)
Most of my recent entries seem to have been apologies for not posting more often. Er, so... Sorry for not posting more often. I really have been stupidly busy. Here are some of my many excuses:

There's an accursed project I'm working on in my cubicle, which refuses to go away. In fact, it more or less blew up in my face when I got back from overseas, and has caused me to (amongst other things) get to work at 5.30AM last Tuesday, also to work a number of 50 hour weeks, and to have members of the management very annoyed with me - sometimes unjustly.

I'm also studying "Management Perspectives", the second subject in my MBA. I'm finding it hard to fine the time to actually study, plus when I do, I find I can't study for more than about two and a half to three hours a day without my brain turning into pudding. I just can't push more information into it! I've been behind from the start - the subject actually started when I was in Switzerland. There's an assignment due in just over two weeks as well. So lots of things have been falling of my agenda - unfortunately most of them social engagements :-(

On top of which, I have to get my place into a presentable state for a house inspection for the middle of next week - which reminds me, I have to find a place to secret my cat. My usual place - my cousin's - doesn't work, because she's in Copenhagen for six months! Go figure.

And! I'm sort of house hunting, looks like Deb and I will be moving in together - more on that in a moment.

And.... I've been helping organise my toastmasters club contests, as well as planning to compete, which means I have to write two speeches...

So, all in all, I haven't been on Livejournal much of late. I have been twittering vigorously as usual (now over 7000 tweets!) if you want to really keep track of me :-)
maxcelcat: (Cat Go Blah Blah Blah)
Hey kids, sorry for the lack of actual updates. I can think of at least three things worthy of lengthy entries of their own. Struggling to find the time!

Anyway, in some real news, I got a High Distinction (80%) for my first MBA subject - Financial Management 101. I was genuinely surprised, I thought I'd fluffed the exam big time. But obviously my ability to render a monthly cash statement from memory was enough to push me over the line. And get 96% on the assignment probably didn't hurt...

How do you like that [livejournal.com profile] jedi_amara? :-)

I likes me some good news.
maxcelcat: (Deb and Paul)
Hey all, I've been a terrible blogger, facebooker, even Twittererererer of late.

The main reason: I had to do my first assignment for my first MBA subject. The last time I handed in, let alone attempted, an assignment, was in 1997, roughly.

I was a terrible student when I was at Uni. My transcript is a tale of woe, lots of fails and DNS's (did not sit). So I was determined to be a little better at it this time around.

Of course, in 1997, indeed in the period 1992-1998, I was a full time student. Today I'm a full time worker, trying to study during my commute and on my already tightly packed weekends. Trying to study the very dry "Financial Management 101", which has an accounting text book as its text.

A few weeks ago - maybe three - I actually sat down and read the assignment. Discovering at that point that it covered the topics 1 through 5, and that I was only up to topic three. And topics four and five were supposed to take something like five weeks in total. So I had to learn a whole pile of stuff before I could even start doing the assignment. So I basically had to give up on just about everything else I was doing in my spare time - aside from seeing Deb, going to the gym and organising a Toastmasters club speech contest. Hmmm. You see my problem!

And somehow, I did it. In fact, in the end, it was a lot easier than I expected. I'd always thought this business stuff was hard and complicated etc. It's not. In fact, it's easier than programming, which I do for a living. Once you know the what the words mean, the difference between debt and equity funding, what counts as an asset and what doesn't, and how to read a balance sheet, suddenly it all falls into place. You can read the financial pages of the paper and not think they're speaking an alien language. Ah, I see, they've revalued an intangible asset, which has effected their EBIT. For a few weeks there I was talking this nonsense to Deb, who, being a girly swat, actually was interested.

And the current melt down on wall street will tell you what geniuses these business people are.

So, I did the first part of the assignment as an excel spread sheet, only took me a few hours. I did the second half as an essay of sorts, using words like "leverage" etc. It actually came out pretty well, and I handed it in a day early, on Tuesday evening! It remains to be seen of course how well I will do on it.

Now I have six weeks before the exam in early November. Six weeks and five topics to cover. Fark.

And for your amusement, here's a picture of the professor in charge of the subject:



What a looker, hey?
maxcelcat: (Orange Hair)
I went to an MBA information session this evening. It was actually quite interesting, and I can't see why I won't be enrolling in it in June. Well, aside from having to find $1200 and the time to actually do the home work! Still, it's all online so that makes it a whole crap load easier...

And I've been doing a mediation course. Fuck... This is what Middle Age must be about!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Must go out and ROCK somewhere!

"Now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky" - Homer Simpson.

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