maxcelcat: (Hypnotoad)
I'm something of a huge nerd. My desk at home, such as it is - purchased flat-pack from Officeworks some years ago - is an awful mess. The cabling looks like the worst nightmare of a sys admin.

OK, so, it doesn't help that on it there are two PCs, a Mac Mini, a small server, two laptops, two monitors and a naked caseless PC. Oh, and two printers, an ADSL modem, a wireless router and ethernet switch. And two scanners. And a 4-port and 2-port KVM switch. There's even a record player hidden on a lower shelf.

Yes, I do need all this stuff I tell you! The server has five hard drives in it for a total of 7.25 terabytes of storage for all my stuff. Then there's my main PC, an older PC running Windows XP so I can play games and run old hardware. Then there's my fun little laptop which I take everywhere, an old Mac laptop my mother gave me which I use to back up my iPhone. And the Mac Mini, which has been re-purposed as a windows 7 machine which runs 24/7 downloading stuff. And the PC in bits used to be my old work PC. Currently it thinks it's a Linux box, while I try to get some data off an old RAID from a NAS.... One printer is a duplex (double sided) laser, the other a rarely used colour printer... Look, I feel like I can justify all this shit, I swear.

There's a joke going around that the number of bikes you need to own is N + 1, where N = the current number of bikes you own. This can also be expressed as R - 1 where R = the number of bikes at which your partner leaves you. I may be approaching that point for computers rather than bikes... (Note: there are also seven bikes in the back garden).

This is the before shot:
Desk before

(Forgot to mention the two keyboard and two mice, and shitty PC speakers!).

I picked up a couple of nice desktop speakers on eBay for cheap, which inspired me to rearrange the thing. (Also forgot to mention: web cam, USB mic and small amplifier! Oh and about 20 CDs. And at least one external hard drive. And a USB number pad...)

Here we see the first layer has been removed:
Desk During

And some evidence of the cabling nightmare:
Some of the cabling mess

That shot includes ethernet cables, power supplies, a web cam, various Mac cables, and... well, prizes for identifying the rest of them.

You can see the whole process here on Flickr. I went to the trouble of tagging things and bought a set of shorter ethernet cables and some cable ties.

Done:
The final setup

Left to right: ADSL stuff, PC, speaker, server with Mac Mini on top, 22 inch monitor, Macbook, 19 inch monitor, speaker and desk lamp, naked PC. Also visible in the desk is another PC, and above it two scanners. Note also inbox with all the paper in it. You can also see the remains of my cousin's PC on the wall, and framed street art.

This is something of an improvement - I have more desks space - although in practise the new setup has as complex cabling, it's just better hidden.
maxcelcat: (Hypnotoad)
My dad has, unfortunately, an iPhone. His university gave it to him, against my objections! Anyway, having retired, he's had to shift it to a plan of his own since the Uni has stopped paying for it.

I'd given him explicate instructions about the kind of plan he'd need, and to make sure he got a data plan. I'd even randomly bumped into the Telstra store when he was getting it all set up and it sounded like they were doing the right thing - I chose not to get too involved!

The other day, I got this email from him:
"Telstra is giving me a monthly data allowance of 5 mg. Is that OK?"

I replied:
"No, not even close. You're sure you're reading it right? The guy in the store mentioned 1.5Gb. 5mg is enough to download maybe 15 emails!"

He replied:
"He said '5.00 mg'."

My reply:
"That's not what I heard! Egad, that's absolutely useless - I have a 2Gb allowance, which is about a hundred times that. Are you sure it wasn't 500Mg? I'm not even sure they HAVE a plan which is only 5Mg - that's like two floppy disks worth of data, or the size of one MP3."

So today I get this email:
"Sorry, Son. I made a mistake. It says "5.00GB'. That's different?"

*slaps head* Yes, yes it is!!!!
maxcelcat: (Dalek)
Egad. Sometimes my dad solves his IT issues for himself. Sometimes his solutions just make me want to bang my head against a table!

My dad's computer at home is a Apple MacBook Pro, about three years or so old.

Dad: The "W" key on my computer fell off.
Me: Have you been writing George Bush's name too often?
Dad: No, it just fell off. But it's OK, I've fixed it now.
Me: [Somewhat dreading the answer I might get] Do I want to know how you fixed it?
Dad: Araldite!
Me: Araldite???
Dad: Yeah, there was a little plastic bit and a metal ring, so I glued it back on. And now it works again. Well mostly.
Me: What do you mean "mostly"?
Dad: Well, it stands up a bit from the other keys now.
Me: Does it at least create the letter "w" when you type on it???
Dad: Most of the time...

*slaps head*
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, my dad uses Araldite to fix everything. I remember when a shelf fell down in his old pantry years ago, and he somehow fashioned a huge lump of this stupid glue into a kind of structural member, holding two of the shelves together!
maxcelcat: (Eight Bit)
Picture this: I was driving my car to pick up one of my little relatives to go on a little expedition (more on that later). My phone rings in my bluetooth earpiece. It's - who would have thunk it - my dad with a technology question!

He was out of town with his laptop. His wife was trying to read her Gmail on his laptop.

Dad: We can get onto the gmail website, but we can't log in.
Me: What do you mean you "can't log in"?
Dad: It's got someone else's email in the "username" box and we can't edit it!

Keep in mind - I don't use Gmail so I don't really remember what the gmail page looks like. So I'm going to have to diagnose it from a distance!

Me: Ok.... is there a button that says "Log out" or "Log in as a different user"?
Dad: There are no buttons at all... Except a big one that says "Create a new account".
Me: Ok..... can you read out some of the things that are around the login section?
Dad: There's a link that says "Can't access your account" and another that says "Sign in as a different user".
Me: That's it! Read it again!
Dad: "Sign in as a different user".
Me: Click on that one! Click on that one!
Dad: Ah that worked! You're a genius son [To his wife] What's your email address?
Wife (faintly): Ummm...
Me: It's "blahblah@mail.com"
Dad: Thanks son! [To his wife] Now what's your password?
Me: I know that at well, it's "**********"
Dad: Thanks son!

*slaps head* I suppose that at least since I set up said email address and know literally everything about their networks email addresses and so on comes in handy sometimes!
maxcelcat: (Badtz Maru 2)
You may recall I was threatening to foricably induct my dad into the Amish - keep him away from buttons, it's not safe!

I had another experience of why today.

My Dad: So, I've got these Norwegian Language CD's, and it says on them you can convert them into MP3s and listen to them anywhere.
Me: Yes, you can do that with any CD.
My Dad: Really?
Me: Yeah, I can show you how to do it on your Mac. You can do it with iTunes.
My Dad: OK then, so, my next question - do you have an MP3 player I could borrow so I can listen to them?
Me: Dad, give me your iPhone. You know you can play MP3's on this?
My Dad: You can?
Me: Yes, didn't you notice that they came with a set of headphones?
My Dad: They did? I suppose they did...

Eventually I got my hands on his iPhone and showed him iPod, which already had some songs in it - I must have popped them on there when I was first setting it up.

Me: See? And you can just listen to them.
My Dad: Really, and they're just there on my phone?

*slaps head*

The other exciting thing that happened to him was when I showed him Maps on his iPhone, and how it can show you where you are with a blue dot. He decided this could be quite helpful - he's only had the phone for about 12 months.

Oh, and he's also managed to take some pictures with his new camera, since he bought some storage for it. So his next question was how to get them onto his Mac. I pointed out that it had come with a USB cable that he just needs to pop one end in the mac and the other end in his camera and it should all just happen....

I should get paid for this...

He also bought a car today. Thankfully he called me a couple of times, and sent me a web link so I could make sure he was doing the right thing. And he did - a 2010 plated ex-demo diesel Volkswagen Golf. Yay!
maxcelcat: (Popping Ears)
Man, my dad is such a Luddite... Well, no, Luddite implies a certain level of decision... Perhaps technological incompetent would be a better description!

I usually have to help him through anything even remotely complicated related to his Mac or his iPhone (boy was I annoyed when his Uni bought him that). The low point was probably when he asked me to come over to resize his netscape window a few years ago. Then there are the times when some really obscure setting has changed on his computer, and he swears blind that he never touched it. Or his wireless network is not connecting because he's turned off his wireless - again, swearing he didn't touch anything. I suspect he just clicks "OK" on any dialog box that pops up, without reading them. Or just as likely he reads them, then has no idea what it's talking about and clicks OK anyway.

I was over there tonight diagnosing what turned out to be a genuine problem - looks like their wireless phone is interfering with their wireless internet router, which is definitely not supposed to happen. Not sure which of the bits of hardware is to blame.

While I was there, I had a conversation which went like this:

My dad: Do you want to see my new camera?
Me: Sure.
[He pulls out a rather nice new Nikon Digital SLR]
Me: Nice! How many megapixels is it?
My dad: I don't know.
Me: Well what did they tell you when you bought it?
My dad: Nothing about megapixels. What are megapixels?
[We eventually find something in the manual that tells us it's 16.9 or so megapixels]
Me: Wow, that's good!
My dad: What does it mean?
Me: Well, basically it's how many pixels there are in each picture.
My dad: Wow that is good!
Me: What kind of storage card did you get with it?
My dad: What's a storage card?
[I slap my head. Popping open the camera I discover that not only are both the SD slots empty, but so is the battery compartment.]
Me: You're supposed to have a storage card to save your pictures on. It's basically useless without one. Did they give you one at the shop?
My dad: Let me have a look. Is this it?
Me: No, that's a dust cover for the view finder.
My dad: Well, that's all they gave me.
Me: Where did you get this?
My dad: At the shop.
Me: And they didn't mention that you'd need a storage card?
My dad: No.
Me: It's basically useless without one! Where's your compact camera, I'll show you want I mean.
[He finds his other digital camera. It's an eight year old Canon with a tiny weeny little screen. It also has huge storage brick in it, all of 256 Mb. My dad had never seen it before, he just gets the pictures off the camera by plugging it straight into his computer.]
Me: OK, what you need is something like this, only smaller, to fit into this slot here.

I ended up giving him the address of Computer Parts Land in North Melbourne, and writing a detailed note for him to take in - Sandisk SD HC 16Gb, and looked up roughly what the price would be. No doubt I'll get a call later which will be "I've got the card, now what do I do with it? *slaps head*

It's a wonder how he gets by in the world. He just retired as an assistant dean from Monash!

Anyway, I've made him promise to take me with him when he goes car shopping soon, so he doesn't
repeat his mistakes. In about 1982, he bought a lemon yellow Holden Commodore station wagon, in the brief period when they fitted them with a shitty shitty 4 cylinder, which was barely able to drag the damn whale around!
maxcelcat: (Badtz Maru)
Space Station

I was poking around on the Wikipedia recently - as you do - an activity XKCD touched on...

I ended up reading the article about the International Space Station, AKA Alpha, which I think I ended up at after coming across a list of "the most expensive things ever built". Of which the space station is top of the list! It costs US$4,000 to put a pound of anything into orbit (no idea what that makes it per kilo) and the ISS is the size of two football fields...

Anyway, this lead me to this rather interesting video. It's a tour of the thing by the commander of expedition crew 18. It starts off slow - wandering around a big white cylindrical room/capsule. Then he casually wanders over and opens a window... and there's an amazing view of the earth and the space station! It was astonishing.

Other amusing features - seeing the inside of the tiny capsule that'll take them back to earth. And the two other astronauts who are busy exercising and not chatty at all. Oh, and the space toilet - a thing that works with suction!

This video was made before the shipped up something called the Cupola, which must give them amazing views...

OK, enough space nerdiness from me :-)
maxcelcat: (Tram In Snow)
I am such a freakin' nerd, and I can prove it. Consider the picture below:

(Click it for a bigger version.)

That, folks, is a dual processor G4 Macintosh, hacked together from parts from Ebay and a Donor Mac, plus a heat sink from a PII processor! Not to mention a lump of copper between it and the processors... Might just go check that it's not getting too warm :-)

Tomorrow I might try and find a case for it.

Man, this took a while, I started acquiring parts for this back in... Shit, it must have been 2004. It only came together recently when my cousin gave me a Mac which was identical to the model I was trying to assemble!
maxcelcat: (Badtz Maru)
watch

You know you're a nerd when even your (new) watch has a USB connection and is programmable.

I wonder if there's some kind of twelve-step program I can go through in order to de-nerd? :-)
maxcelcat: (Dancing Kitty)
Nerdy. Amusing, but nerdy: Professor Wikipedia.

Nerdy City

Aug. 12th, 2008 11:23 pm
maxcelcat: (Badtz Maru 2)
Just what the world needed... a rap about the large hadron collider...



Reminds me a bit of Les Horrible Cernettes.
maxcelcat: (The Dynamism of a Dog on a Lead)
I was delighted to re-locate the long-lost Geek Hierarchy (larger PDF version here). Also delighted to realise I don't fit any of the categories on it.

Well, that's not entirely true. I do occasionally watch Anime, and I prefer it with sub-titles. But I'm not a major fan by any means, in fact of late it's been shitting me. And I used to read Heinlein, before I realised he was crap.

If I realised it was originally from Brunching Shuttlecocks, I'd have found it sooner. I was a big fan of that site in its day...

Which also reminds me, Bandwidth Theatre is still up and running. It makes me somewhat nostalgic that when it was created the animations where considered quite taxing to one's internet connection. Now they download in less than five seconds... Hmmmm, broadbandy...
maxcelcat: (Catnip Cat macro)
I've been

Tagged


on Carl Zimmer's Science Tattoo Emporium.

Does that make me more or less cool? I'm thinking +10 cool, but +2670 Nerdy :-)
maxcelcat: (The Man With No Name)
Oooooh, my laptop has crashed
And I can't find the XP CD
My flat looks like a bomb hit it
And then hit another bomb

My cat is biting my toes
And my bathroom is mostly mould
The Black Sabbath bit torrent won't download
And I'm bored with my 12,000 MP3s

The dishes ain't been done since December
My linux box is filled with dust
I can't afford a new PC
I got them nerd bachelor bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues

I haven't been in a cafe since yesterday
I ain't got a lady nerd to love
I haven't been laid in twelve hours
I got them nerd bachelor bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues"


Wait, these things need to rhyme now? Shit. Think of it as a series of disjoint haiku...

[EDIT]
My kitchen smells like cat food
My home made chai is way too strong
I have to go to work tomorrow
I got them nerd bachelor bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues"

Chattin'

Jan. 25th, 2008 08:10 pm
maxcelcat: (The Good The Bad and The Ugly)
Hmmmm.

At this very moment I'm chatting to a Cow-orker, is wife, and his sister in law. How did all this happen? Don't ask.
maxcelcat: (Default)
Understading Art for Geeks.

Nerdy Bits

Jan. 22nd, 2008 01:55 pm
maxcelcat: (The Man With No Name)
It's a bit nerdy, but I'm unreasonably delighted with this tiny Western Digital hard drive. 120 gigs in the size of a tiny, er... it's about the size of a pack of cards. Purchased for Cheap off good old Ebay. It's going to be part of my gear when I go around the world - a place to put the pictures I take on my (as yet non existent) camera.

Cool. It's a bit larger than my entire MP3 collection... So I can bring it to work with me... So I can have Music for months and months at a time! Yay!

Which means I can sell one of my MP3 players as well, since I've been using it as a portable hard drive - a piss-poor 4GB. Anyone want a hardly used Creative Movo2 4.GB? I'm thinking $50... Hmmm, I can probably get by without all three of these USB keys while I'm at it... Then there's the 2Gb card in my phone..... Man, how can one person need so much data???
maxcelcat: (Einstürzende Neubauten)
And I thought I was a nerd....

Help me keep the shell people alive



This may not make a lot of sense to my non-nerd readers :-)
maxcelcat: (Satan)
Went to a Twitter meet up tonight. Nice bunch of folks, very outgoing, which I guess you'd expect from people who feel the need to blog on a minute by minute basis! I seem to have made about six new friends of Le Book Du Face out of it. Not to mention still more people to follow on twitter...

What else has been happening.

Yesterday, I was ducking out the back of my building to get a Chai (no surprise there) and a car pulling out from the carpark under my building almost collected me. I looked and realised it was being driven by one of my cow-orkers! I wonder if that comes under OH&S?

Ah.... More stuff goes on... But it's late.... Talk to you tomorrow LJ.
maxcelcat: (Cat Go Blah Blah Blah)
You know you live in the 21st century... when you get invited to a wedding via a chat session!

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