maxcelcat: (Hypnotoad)
My dad has, unfortunately, an iPhone. His university gave it to him, against my objections! Anyway, having retired, he's had to shift it to a plan of his own since the Uni has stopped paying for it.

I'd given him explicate instructions about the kind of plan he'd need, and to make sure he got a data plan. I'd even randomly bumped into the Telstra store when he was getting it all set up and it sounded like they were doing the right thing - I chose not to get too involved!

The other day, I got this email from him:
"Telstra is giving me a monthly data allowance of 5 mg. Is that OK?"

I replied:
"No, not even close. You're sure you're reading it right? The guy in the store mentioned 1.5Gb. 5mg is enough to download maybe 15 emails!"

He replied:
"He said '5.00 mg'."

My reply:
"That's not what I heard! Egad, that's absolutely useless - I have a 2Gb allowance, which is about a hundred times that. Are you sure it wasn't 500Mg? I'm not even sure they HAVE a plan which is only 5Mg - that's like two floppy disks worth of data, or the size of one MP3."

So today I get this email:
"Sorry, Son. I made a mistake. It says "5.00GB'. That's different?"

*slaps head* Yes, yes it is!!!!
maxcelcat: (Badtz Maru 2)
You may recall I was threatening to foricably induct my dad into the Amish - keep him away from buttons, it's not safe!

I had another experience of why today.

My Dad: So, I've got these Norwegian Language CD's, and it says on them you can convert them into MP3s and listen to them anywhere.
Me: Yes, you can do that with any CD.
My Dad: Really?
Me: Yeah, I can show you how to do it on your Mac. You can do it with iTunes.
My Dad: OK then, so, my next question - do you have an MP3 player I could borrow so I can listen to them?
Me: Dad, give me your iPhone. You know you can play MP3's on this?
My Dad: You can?
Me: Yes, didn't you notice that they came with a set of headphones?
My Dad: They did? I suppose they did...

Eventually I got my hands on his iPhone and showed him iPod, which already had some songs in it - I must have popped them on there when I was first setting it up.

Me: See? And you can just listen to them.
My Dad: Really, and they're just there on my phone?

*slaps head*

The other exciting thing that happened to him was when I showed him Maps on his iPhone, and how it can show you where you are with a blue dot. He decided this could be quite helpful - he's only had the phone for about 12 months.

Oh, and he's also managed to take some pictures with his new camera, since he bought some storage for it. So his next question was how to get them onto his Mac. I pointed out that it had come with a USB cable that he just needs to pop one end in the mac and the other end in his camera and it should all just happen....

I should get paid for this...

He also bought a car today. Thankfully he called me a couple of times, and sent me a web link so I could make sure he was doing the right thing. And he did - a 2010 plated ex-demo diesel Volkswagen Golf. Yay!

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