My tweets

[maxcelcat]

• Mon, 13:28: Aaaaah... huge lunch seems to have helped my headache. Win!
• Mon, 13:36: Oh fuck, is it only Tuesday? Stupid week, be more over!
• Mon, 14:01: @firstdogonmoon, you mean Franklin Mint™ really doesn't make "William and Kate Royal Wedding Commemorative Gigantic Pile of Animal Excreta"?
• Mon, 14:14: OK..... being followed by a mobile spray tan salon... Have the stories of my legendary paleness spread so far?
• Mon, 14:15: Hello.... @gleep23 you're that chap from Livejournal!
• Mon, 16:40: RT @HutchHussein: Shame! #thoughttheywerepure #vicvotes RT @fionaisfabulous: I'm amzd that my local Greens candte wld give 2nd prefs to ...
• Mon, 16:47: Don't just sit there - hire a chimp! http://goo.gl/hrhVj #WTF
• Mon, 19:41: Quit configuring updates and startup you stupid computer! Ok so I know I just installed 4 hard drives, but still...
• Tue, 10:36: In a meeting. Now I'm hungry.
• Tue, 11:02: Just remembered a weird #dream I had last night. Two of my molars fell out, partly dissolved, which strangely didn't hurt!

• Tue, 11:40: Best delivery ever! 20 #Lego minifigs - series two! http://twitpic.com/39ljga
• Tue, 11:40: RT @rHumanist: Atheist Billboard is Up! #humanism #atheist http://tiny.ly/hihp
• Tue, 11:54: One giant container ship emits the same amount of pollution at 50 Million cars! http://goo.gl/XK1VJ
• Tue, 11:55: RT @sastier: "A SQL query walks into a bar. He approaches two tables and says, Mind if I join you?"
• Tue, 11:56: RT @codinghorror: what the Army Reserves can do for you: http://i.imgur.com/zi22x.jpg