My tweets

• Mon, 13:28: Aaaaah... huge lunch seems to have helped my headache. Win!
• Mon, 13:36: Oh fuck, is it only Tuesday? Stupid week, be more over!
• Mon, 14:01: @firstdogonmoon, you mean Franklin Mint™ really doesn't make "William and Kate Royal Wedding Commemorative Gigantic Pile of Animal Excreta"?
• Mon, 14:14: OK..... being followed by a mobile spray tan salon... Have the stories of my legendary paleness spread so far?
• Mon, 14:15: Hello.... @gleep23 you're that chap from Livejournal!
• Mon, 16:40: RT @HutchHussein: Shame! #thoughttheywerepure #vicvotes RT @fionaisfabulous: I'm amzd that my local Greens candte wld give 2nd prefs to ...
• Mon, 16:47: Don't just sit there - hire a chimp! http://goo.gl/hrhVj #WTF
• Mon, 19:41: Quit configuring updates and startup you stupid computer! Ok so I know I just installed 4 hard drives, but still...
• Tue, 10:36: In a meeting. Now I'm hungry.
• Tue, 11:02: Just remembered a weird #dream I had last night. Two of my molars fell out, partly dissolved, which strangely didn't hurt!

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