Send My Conscience Home in a Taxi

This is for evildoom_bunny :-P

Acording to the Wikipedia the symptoms of the 'Flu include:

1. Body aches, especially joints and throat
   
2. Coughing and sneezing - Check
   
3. Extreme coldness and fever - Check, the fever at least
   
4. Fatigue - Check
   
5. Headache - Check
   
6. Irritated watering eyes - Check
   
7. Nasal congestion - Check
   
8. Nausea and vomiting - er, haven't developed this one
   
9. Reddened eyes, skin (especially face), mouth, throat and nose - Check
   

About three of the muscles in my right arm a have been tense and or twitching since Sunday. It's utterly infuriating!