No Spam, er, I mean, No Junk Mail
Jul. 26th, 2006 05:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maxcelcatSome fuckchop keeps peeling the "No Junk Mail" sticker of my letterbox. I've lost two in the last couple of weeks. I suspect the, er, suspect is peeling it off, then stuffing my letterbox full of crap. Thus making his or her job that much easier by reducing by one the number of items they have to distribute. Making the assumption that they're paid by the quantity. I'd suggest I should go over to their place and demand they make my job easier by writing some code, but that sounds too much like something Connex would say.
So, I'm getting a solid metal "NO JUNK MAIL" label which I will attempt to superglue to my letterbox. Or perhaps I'll figure out some way to make it hurt the person in question - perhaps some kind of pepper spray triggered by sticker removal?
Man, it's amazing how much crap one does get delivered every day! Someone must be reading this shit!
So, I'm getting a solid metal "NO JUNK MAIL" label which I will attempt to superglue to my letterbox. Or perhaps I'll figure out some way to make it hurt the person in question - perhaps some kind of pepper spray triggered by sticker removal?
Man, it's amazing how much crap one does get delivered every day! Someone must be reading this shit!
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Date: 2006-07-26 10:04 am (UTC)does the idea of me on a scooter/vespa like thing scare u as much as it just scared my dear mother???
maybe i'll scare her more by showing her how i mutilated my nipple...
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Date: 2006-07-26 10:48 am (UTC)Scooter
Date: 2006-07-27 01:47 am (UTC)Parents freak out, that's their job.
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Stoopid FUCKCHOP!!!!
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Date: 2006-07-26 11:17 am (UTC)When I lived in Hawthorn I thought about a 'no junk mail' sticker because we got a metric shitload, but too much of it I wanted for the fast-food leaflets. Dammit.
Find them and kill them....
Date: 2006-07-27 03:36 am (UTC)It's AMAZING how much junk one receives in a given day! I never read any of it - advertising gives me the shits.
Re: Find them and kill them....
Date: 2006-07-27 09:06 am (UTC)