My tweets

[maxcelcat]

• Sat, 18:18: So I see some fucking talk show host is on the front of the newspapers. Big. Fucking. Whoopee. #overoprah
• Sun, 11:00: Went to a party last night. I was 8 hours late! The host was just going to bed. #oops. It started at 2 for a BBQ, i got there at 10PM!!!
• Sun, 11:02: Bizarre #dream. My work had arranged some kind of reality show date with a supermodel for me, in Sydney!