My tweets

• Tue, 12:33: Ah parenthood, isn't I grand? RT: “@Bonedwarf: My son just threw up... All over his laptop...”
• Tue, 14:38: I'm a bit vague today. Just did a search for files matching *.zop
• Tue, 14:44: Was reading about a game for the iPhone called "Angry Birds". Only to discover one of my little friends had already downloaded it!
• Tue, 15:00: RT @JohnBirmingham: Wife just saw Santa getting out of a cab in Brisneyland. Thought it was a good call. Santa looked like he was gonna ...
• Tue, 19:29: RT @glynmoody: Salvation Army refuses to distribute Harry Potter toys for needy children - http://bit.ly/eigec8 "incompatible" with beli ...
• Tue, 22:00: Merry CeilingCatMas! http://j.mp/fSbQRc
• Tue, 22:02: Has anyone seen the power supply for my ACER aspire one? It's somewhere in my house........
• Wed, 09:27: Train stands still outside Flinders Street Station. My life drains away... Fix the fucking trains Ted I dare you! #metrofail
• Wed, 09:35: Obvious a bit tired this morning. I can only handle text in blocks of 140 characters or less. Curse you Twitter!
• Wed, 09:39: RT @SquigglyRick: A guy called Bob. With an allen key. RT @SeraphimSP Question of the day from Mr Small: "Who put my willy on mum?" #ans ...

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