My tweets

• Tue, 14:01: @firstdogonmoon Were can I buy a "William and Kate Royal Wedding Commemorative Gigantic Pile of Animal Excreta"? Sums up my feelings so well
• Tue, 14:03: Hmmm.... My twitter feed just included a tweet about "bong water" and another tweet about what I can only assume is a vibrator o_O
• Tue, 14:39: Well funny: RT @crikey_news: Free First Dog! The souvenir commemorative royal wedding edition: http://bit.ly/9yp2sx
• Tue, 19:19: Waiting in line at the stupormarket. The ice-cream I'm holding is giving me frostbite....
• Wed, 10:26: Not blocked by my work??? RT @katkat_kat_b: RT @YEAH_au: Starting the day with a condom quiz. Which #condom are you? http://goo.gl/lx1MK