Nerdy Synchronicity

I've installed two network cards in two separate computers in the last 24 hours. I tried to show Sara how to do the first one, but she was too busy blogging... Does that make her more or less of a nerd????

My PC at work now has two network cards in it...

Altogether now:
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!!!!

No Spam, er, I mean, No Junk Mail

Some fuckchop keeps peeling the "No Junk Mail" sticker of my letterbox. I've lost two in the last couple of weeks. I suspect the, er, suspect is peeling it off, then stuffing my letterbox full of crap. Thus making his or her job that much easier by reducing by one the number of items they have to distribute. Making the assumption that they're paid by the quantity. I'd suggest I should go over to their place and demand they make my job easier by writing some code, but that sounds too much like something Connex would say.

So, I'm getting a solid metal "NO JUNK MAIL" label which I will attempt to superglue to my letterbox. Or perhaps I'll figure out some way to make it hurt the person in question - perhaps some kind of pepper spray triggered by sticker removal?

Man, it's amazing how much crap one does get delivered every day! Someone must be reading this shit!