Weird Things for your Thursday

Weird thing one: A friend of mine is a grandmother (yes, I know some people in that age bracket). Her grand daughter is called.... Wait for it.... Zenith. I blame celebrities everywhere.

Weird thing two: I'm bidding on ebay for a Super Talk Barbie for G.I. Joe from Toydeath.

Weird thing three: I got rained on so much this morning on the way to work my shoes are all soggy and making my toes cold. Ok, so that's not weird, but hey.

Weird thing four: I want this book.

Weird thing five: I have an extremely silly video of my girlfriend evildoom_bunny doing what might be a stripper kind of dance... On a beach...

Weird thing six: I deny all knowledge about any of the following.

And....

Weird thing six or so: The skin is peeling off the top of my ears, from the amazing sunburn.

Coat.

I need some winter clothes. What I really need is an Angry Suburban White Boy Professional Nerd Coat, as modelled here by Kenneth Branagh! Which doesn't forgive him for that bloody awful version of Hamlet I sat through back in the mid nineties.

I've taken my shoes off and I'm wandering the office barefoot, to let them dry after this morning's rain.