Them Nerd Bachelor Blues

[maxcelcat]

Oooooh, my laptop has crashed
And I can't find the XP CD
My flat looks like a bomb hit it
And then hit another bomb

My cat is biting my toes
And my bathroom is mostly mould
The Black Sabbath bit torrent won't download
And I'm bored with my 12,000 MP3s

The dishes ain't been done since December
My linux box is filled with dust
I can't afford a new PC
I got them nerd bachelor bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues

I haven't been in a cafe since yesterday
I ain't got a lady nerd to love
I haven't been laid in twelve hours
I got them nerd bachelor bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues"

Wait, these things need to rhyme now? Shit. Think of it as a series of disjoint haiku...

[EDIT]
My kitchen smells like cat food
My home made chai is way too strong
I have to go to work tomorrow
I got them nerd bachelor bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues"

Comments

[kali-grrr.livejournal.com]

Oh and what's you book of face name... let's play chess!

[maxcelcat]

This is Me.

Might go see if I can spot you in Jess's friends list :-)

[kali-grrr.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Good luck. I'm not on her list cause my account is not under my name. Iset up an account just to see what facebook was all about as work had asked me to go to a seminar on it so I did a dummy one. I've friended you. You'll know who I am as I look a little bit like the pope! :o)

He he

[maxcelcat]

I figured that must be you. Well, I narrowed it down to two people, you and a friend in Sydney :-)

You can change your name on FB, I believe, should you ever want to come clean about who you actually are...