A Humourous Exchange

[maxcelcat]

The amusingly titled New Horizons In Violence have a new EP coming out sometime soon. Being the compulsive online shopper that I am, I ordered one on line.

This was my reply to their email about it - in the special instructions sections I wrote "You Smell" :-)

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G'day New Horizons,

> Thankyou for correctly identifying that we smell. We are taking
> steps to rectify this in the soon-to-be-declared War On Smell,
> which will cleanse the sense of smell from the face of the Earth.

Hmmm... That should increase my chances of getting a date...

> Unfortunately we have been a bit pre-emptive in our
> e-commercing and our EP's not quite ready yet. So please
> forgive us if it takes a few weeks for it to turn up. Rest
> assured that you will have one of the first to emerge
> from our secret underground pressing facilities.

Aaaah... I thought that might be the case. Not to worry, I'm happy to wait so long as it's SIGNED AND KISSED BY ALL OF YOU! :-P

Actually, I think the problem here is my reflexive response to the "Buy It Now" button. When I see one online, I just HAVE to click on it. Which could explain the five Sun Ra CDs that turned up *slaps head*

Paul J.

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