Pardon?

January 13, 2009 I, George W. Bush, President of these United States of the Americas, pursuant to that pardon power thingy conferred upon me by Article II, Section 2, of that Constitution I keep hearing people go on about, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, free, and absolute pardon unto Paul — or as I like to call him, Buddha Butt — for the crime of embezzling money from arms dealers to global terrorists. The aforementioned — not to mention the beforementioned — shall not be subject to any punishment for this crime, including imprisonment in a medium security prison, tar and feathering or waterboarding. Well, maybe a little bit of waterboarding, but just for fun, ya know? Heh heh. Being The Decider in Chief, I have hereby used my Decidering powers to declare that Paul is a faithful devotee of liberal, amoral atheism and is, as such, a technically decent but godless citizen of this great nation. To punish this person would deter future white collar criminals from seeking the American Dream. In witness whereof, I have hereunto set my hand today, on January 13, in the year of our Lord 2009 — which I totally cannot believe is actually here, and I still haven't gotten my hovercraft — and of the Independence of the United States of America. God bless, George W. Bush

The Egyptians Are Coming!

Today, I got not one but two postcards from Egypt! Thanks to vedmajulia and Polina!

(Apparently every second bloke was trying to chat up vedmajulia because she looks vaguely Egyptian and somewhat cute ;-)