Random Bits.

Random bit one: This morning, evildoom_bunny woke up at my place, had a shower... Then barfed half-digested Ramen into my bath! Poor baby!

Random bit two: A friend of mine used the following phrase in an email:

"like meatloaf through a straw...these are the days of our lives..."

Use it in conversation today.

Random bit three: Today I conducted off the cuff training for about 12 people for an hour. I'm ever so clever.

Random bit four: I was writing this blog entry when my general manager and one of our suppliers appeared behind me with a hand-held RFID reader. Eep.

Random bit five: Had a great toastmasters meeting last night. Man, I love to talk.

Random bit six: I was in the supermarket on Sunday arvo, and they had Special Edition World Cup Soccer Cereal. It was little puffed balls of rice that expand into a soccer ball shape when you add milk. What next???????

Random bit seven: So far this week, no one else has told me they're pregnant. [rest of item seven edited for reasons of privacy!]

Random bit eight: Several of the tracks on my MP3 player appear to be excerpts from porno films that several of the wacky bands I'm into have seen fit to include on their albums. That'll teach me...

Miners Givin' It to Howard.

This is what you want from a couple of Aussie blokes:

Great Escape miners urge PM to repeal workplace laws.

From the article:

But politics are always part of life in the national capital. Yesterday, the men who rescued Todd Russell and Brant Webb from the bowels of the earth used the reception for the Beaconsfield miners to urge Prime Minister John Howard to repeal part of his new workplace laws.

He has to have expected that getting a couple of blue-collar guys around for a drink.

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!!!!

These guys REALLY need to get laid:

The MIDAS (Multi-Function In Dorm Automation System).

Who want's a Snog?

Hey all, everyone's favourite Techno-Political band, Snog are playing an album launch - finally - in Melbourne. In fact, right around the corner from my house at the Northcote Social Club on Friday July 7th. Tickets are all of $14. I was going to see Fourplay at the corner that evening, but hey, I haven't seen Snog play in... Must be nearly four years...

And if you have broadband, Download the "Crash Crash" video. It's 56 Meg, you have been warned!