Can't believe I'm doing this either!!!
Dec. 19th, 2005 04:13 pm
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
Last week, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In July, I rescued pigtrotters from being sacrificed (-200 points). In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In May, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In August, I stopped
pigtrotters from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). When the stars were right, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
stillbeing (65 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-65 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.
Your humble and obedient servant,
maxcelcat
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