Speaking of stupid shit...

[maxcelcat]

A friend of mine is flogging a rather, er, Interesting Tshirt on eBay. The picture doesn't do it justice - you should see it from side on, it's an Alien (from the movie of the same name - der) which projects about 15cm from the front... Apparently the terribly sensible woman he lives with finally talked him into selling it, having owned it since the early eighties.

And yes, I am the high bidder :-)