The Contents Of My Crumpler (AKA My Aching Back)

[maxcelcat]

I was wondering why my Crumpler (a "commuter bag", hence forth to be known as the "Man Bag") was getting so heavy. So I emptied it right now...


This is the entire contents of it. Feel free to sing along to the tune of "the Twelve Days Of Christmas" :-)

In no particular order:

The bag in Question:

(Sorry about the focus, my phone camera's a bit crap.)

Various pills, lip balms and lense cleaners:


Two badges, some ear plugs and a keyring:


Four books and a magazine (and Milkshakes foot):


Seven random pieces of paper:


Nine packets of gum, three packets of lozenges, and Schnitzel's tail!:


Two spiral notebooks:


Two sew on patches (know anyone with a serious sewing machine?):


Five ball point pens, two calling birds, three turtle doves... er...:


A USB Key, a radio and a PayPal security dongle:


Rubbish (mostly gum wrappers):


Prescription RayBan sunglasses and case:


Stapler, mint in box!:


A roll of Culture Jammer stickers:


A Geelong train timetable:


Various public transport maps and timetables, about three months worth of Far Side desk calendar pages:


Tissues!:


A twenty cent piece:


Umbrella and cover:


And finally the whole lot!!!!!:


Should you be REALLY REALLY interested, you can click on any of the above for a bigger verion :-)

Comments

Re: pathological hoarding

[maxcelcat]

That hardly comes close!

(Who is this, BTW?)