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The Lord of the Land.
I received a letter from my real estate agents yesterday. The landlord wants to come over an inspect my place on Monday. Which he's perfectly entitled to do, since I've never had an inspection in the 18 months I've been there.
There's only one small problem.
My flat is a FUCKING PIGSTY, as![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
evildoom_bunny will attest.
Eep.
Looks like my plans for the weekend (such as they are) will have to be put on hold while I hose down the inside of my place! Take down the illegally blue-tacked posters, wash the piles of washing, finally recycle the recycling, clean up the piles and piles of paper I seem to have printed, remove some of the stains in the bathroom, dust the toy cars, Nintendo hand-held game and watches, find a home for the paintings, re-arrange the masses of cables from my seven computers, peel the "TISM" sticker off the bathroom mirror, take down the Tibetan prayer flags, file my CDs, find a permanent home for my records, probably in a cupboard, send some boxes of books from my bookgroup back to the CAE, hide the lube, mop, vacuum, mop some more...
Shite!
There's only one small problem.
My flat is a FUCKING PIGSTY, as
evildoom_bunny will attest.Eep.
Looks like my plans for the weekend (such as they are) will have to be put on hold while I hose down the inside of my place! Take down the illegally blue-tacked posters, wash the piles of washing, finally recycle the recycling, clean up the piles and piles of paper I seem to have printed, remove some of the stains in the bathroom, dust the toy cars, Nintendo hand-held game and watches, find a home for the paintings, re-arrange the masses of cables from my seven computers, peel the "TISM" sticker off the bathroom mirror, take down the Tibetan prayer flags, file my CDs, find a permanent home for my records, probably in a cupboard, send some boxes of books from my bookgroup back to the CAE, hide the lube, mop, vacuum, mop some more...
Shite!
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