Constabulary Notes

Spotted this in the New Yorker:

From the Lake Oswego Review (Oregon):

Following up a report of screaming at a residence on McVey Avenue, an officer diffused a situation by assisting in the making of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Time for a new Livejournal layout

Time I got myself a real layout for my livejournal. I notice a number of you have quite exotic layouts - where did you get 'em from? I take it they're not from LJ's usual pallet?