2006-12-05

maxcelcat: (Default)
2006-12-05 12:31 pm

Dear Satan

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September [livejournal.com profile] molly_cule and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In March I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] pigtrotters's flat tire (15 points). In April I pushed [livejournal.com profile] __alana__ in the mud (-17 points). In June I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] eddieperfect's hair (-12 points). In August I caught a purse-snatcher who stole [livejournal.com profile] stillbeing's purse (30 points).

Overall, I've been nice (27 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
maxcelcat

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maxcelcat: (Default)
2006-12-05 12:34 pm

Dear Satan Part 2

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I broke [livejournal.com profile] eddieperfect's X-Box (-12 points). In April I pulled [livejournal.com profile] stillbeing's hair (-5 points). Last Thursday I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] sshatteredd's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (658 points). For Christmas I deserve a wedgie!

Sincerely,
maxcelcat

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