I can't believe I'm doing this!!!

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July stillbeing and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In June I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday I helped pigtrotters across the street (6 points). In March I set evildoom_bunny's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been nice (645 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony! Sincerely, maxcelcat

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