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maxcelcat ([personal profile] maxcelcat) wrote2006-04-18 07:03 pm

King Kong 2

Further to my previous rant about the "new" King Kong...

Many people who make porn insist on putting in Plot. This is a waste of everyone's time, since the viewers will all be fast-forwarding to the Sex.

Lots of the big budget special effects movies - King Kong being one - also fart about with plot etc., when everyone is really there just to see the explosions, fights, things getting fucked up, gorilla's climbing buildings. King Kong is a bit over three hours long, and the Monkey doesn't even appear for the first hour! I sat there with [livejournal.com profile] evildoom_bunny going "Get to the monkey already!"

Mind you, the original film did consist of a plasticine Ape and Fay Wray screaming for two hours straight. At least this version kept a whole bunch of Aussies and Kiwi's in work...