My tweets

• Fri, 13:39: GF just made an economics joke. And I got it. Welcome to Dork House! *slaps head*
• Fri, 13:42: Sudden urge to listen to (indeed watch) "Fuck Me Ray Bradbury" again. Done. Nice work, Rachael Bloom!
• Fri, 17:07: Egad. Whipper-snippered about 30% of the back "lawn". Parts of it 1 metre tall! Covered from head to foot in grass.
• Fri, 17:09: Following said Whipper-snippering, parts of our "lawn" are now a dense mass of mushed up plant matter.
• Fri, 17:10: Said Whipper-snippering also produced quantities of what I can only describe as green mist - a weird wet green smoke! Hmm, that sounds sus!
• Fri, 17:12: Egad. I'm about 200 tweets shy of 20,000 tweets....