Weird Weird Dream

Man I had an odd dream this morning.

I was somewhere on an island chain in the pacific. Where I met Osama Bin Laden(!!), or at least was in the same area. Somehow I stole his motorcycle - a Japanese road bike - and his mobile phone, which was an incongruously old Nokia. Somehow I then rode the motorcycle all the way home, and handed it at the phone over at the St. Kilda road police station!

Then I went to work. My office had moved to an old and smelly building, filled with old televisions, which I couldn't turn off. I was invited further into the building. Somehow I realised that they actually wanted to turn me into a semi-mechanical zombie... At which point I woke up.

My brain is weird.

My tweets

• Fri, 12:25: At Bunnings. Got an epic whipper-snipper, GF is now buying them out of tomato seedlings *slaps head*
• Fri, 15:30: RT @KynanB: In #TheCountry, everybody knows your name, because everybody's name is Beryl.
• Fri, 16:12: Running Tsize Pro over my NAS. Interesting where all my space is going... Only about 4% of the space is actually backups of my stuff!
• Fri, 16:52: This weather reminds me of.... camping in Tasmania :-)
• Fri, 17:08: Cool. I get to play with Excel some more.... Wait... fuck... I need to get out more...!
• Fri, 20:36: Right. I've had a three hour break, time to get back to studying :-)
• Sat, 10:58: RT @Lord_Voldemort7: "Wand erection" is trending so I felt it was only appropriate to tweet this: http://www.twitpic.com/2msg0g